Super Mario in 2D Land.
January 28th, 2012Nintendo announces new 2D Mario game for the 3DS. If this game has a full multiplayer campaign mode it is going to be amazing. Especially if I can do it over the Nintendo Network with live voice chat.
U.S. Government Dead Baby Joke
January 28th, 2012Today the Oklahoma State Senator Ralph Shortey introduced a bill that says aborted fetuses can not be used in food products. I thought dead baby jokes went out in like 2001. The United States Senate is no place to make sick jokes, although it does make them kinda funny again.
All kidding aside if there are companies using fetuses in their food, I think we have bigger problems with humanity than this bill can handle.
Lame
January 28th, 2012So both of the trailers are out now for the new Snow White movies. I don’t know why hollywood is doing this, but it reminds me of Deep impact/Armageddon or Dante’s Peak/Volcano.
Anyway here are the trailers, and they both look totally lame.
Snow White and the Huntsman
Mirror, Mirror
New Animal Crossing Info
January 27th, 2012New Animal Crossing 3DS info was released by the Official Nintendo Magazine.
- Add benches, street lamps, and more to make the villagers happier
- Secretary will help you out
- The secretary is a new character in the Animal Crossing series
- Secretary looks somewhat like a dog, is clumsy
- “chatting with her may be one of the game’s highlights”
- Secretary walks around with a clipboard sometimes
- She’ll point out town areas that look good or may need work
- Design every aspect of your house; even the design of the mailbox and type of color fencing
- Redesign the inside, too
- Can still buy/place/arrange furniture
- Not limited to particular furniture designs
- Take your furniture to a special upholsterer shop to have it recolored and redesigned
- Separate top and bottom outfit designs
- Layout of the village is “said to be a lot bigger this time than ever with many separate sections”
- Beach is a larger area that you walk down a cliffside path rather than just being a patch of sand
- Swim in the sea, walk barefoot across the sand
- Check the railroad and see what’s beyond them
- You’ll find The Mall past the rail tracks that has tons of shops and model homes
- The model homes are empty, but they’ll give you an area of how you can style your own home
- Each time you walk past someone with StreetPass enabled, their own house will be added to the collection of model homes
- Tom Nook is in charge of the model homes
- Mystery island found near the beach
LOL
January 27th, 2012It Was the Summer of iPhone 5
January 27th, 2012New rumors out of China say that the iPhone 5 will be ready for sale by this summer. We don’t know if it is true or not.
If it is 3D there will be a Babe Dimension App on day 1.
Jesus Hates the Handicapped?
January 27th, 2012A boy was refused his first communion because he had down syndrome.
Yet another reason why I hate religion.
Greg Kelly is a Rapist!?!
January 27th, 2012Mankind is Evolving!
January 27th, 2012Holy shit! This boy has cat eyes and can see in the dark.
Does this mean I am going to be able to teleport someday?







