U.S. Government Dead Baby Joke
Today the Oklahoma State Senator Ralph Shortey introduced a bill that says aborted fetuses can not be used in food products. I thought dead baby jokes went out in like 2001. The United States Senate is no place to make sick jokes, although it does make them kinda funny again.
All kidding aside if there are companies using fetuses in their food, I think we have bigger problems with humanity than this bill can handle.

What’s the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?
When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.